6 Things You DON'T Need, WON'T Get (and Will NEVER Pay For) if You Hire a Virtual Copywriter

Let me begin by explaining what a virtual copywriter is.When you hire a virtual copywriter, you pay for ONLY
A virtual copywriter creates marketing materials forthe hours spent on your actual work, and NONE that
your company from a remote location. Virtualwere spent bantering in the bathroom, chatting in the
copywriters transfer files electronically, andcafeteria, and kvetching by the water cooler. 100%
communicate by phone and email. When you needon-call copywriting... now you're talking.
instant copy, all you have to do is ask a virtualSick time.
copywriter and you shall receive.Sick time is nothing to sneeze at. Full-time employees
Many companies are still afraid to take that leap intoeither take sick days off or show up to work
the 21st century and outsource a virtual copywriter toexhausted, coughing their brains out and unable to
handle those tedious and time-consuming writing jobs.function. And how about those "mental health" days?
What they're afraid of, I'm not exactly sure.Face it, NONE of this is healthy for your business.
Is it that the writer won't be there to attendWhen your virtual copywriter falls ill, HIS business
department meetings? Nothing a quick update bysuffers, not yours. Why? Because if he's too weak to
phone can't solve. (Aren't most meetings 20%work, then you hire someone else to do it instead.
pertinent information exchange and 80% "extra"Sounds like the prescription for success to me!
anyway?)Office romance.
Is it the absence of "in-office creative chemistry" thatWho would have guessed the great bonus that would
worries them? If chemistry was so important to goodcome with the new freelancer guy? A budding new
writing, your existing staffers would be putting pen toromance with the young lady who answers the
paper or shall I say fingers to keyboard at this veryphones. It's a small company, there's no written policy
moment. But instead... you're reading this article andagainst it. Personal emails and smoldering looks are
seriously considering how a copywriter can take yourflying... what can you do?
marketing to the next level. Yes, you'd be surprised atYour virtual copywriter might be hotter than Brad Pitt,
how many virtual copywriters can crank out wordMatthew McConnaghey and George Clooney
magic with minimal in-staff interaction.combined. Thankfully, it's not an issue because nobody
A virtual copywriter is your marketing genie; sheknows what he looks like! So: dating service, or
appears when you need her, and vanishes when youcopywriting service? You decide.
don't. With a virtual copywriter, the amount of hours orBenefits Package Headaches.
projects you book is entirely in your control. If for someJoe wants to discuss adding his wife to his policy;
reason your copywriter displeases you or vice versa,Marita isn't satisfied with the listed physicians. Your
you can sever ties at any time, and everyone willhealth insurance company has changed their coverage
recover fairly quickly. You can't beat this relationship ofdetails for the third time in a single year. Ah, but it's the
convenience, designed to give you ALL of what younature of the beast, right?
need, and NONE of what you don't need.One virtual copywriter means one less benefits
Here are 6 things you DON'T need, WON'T get (andpackage you have to worry about. What other reason
DON'T PAY FOR) when you hire a virtual copywriter.do you need to pick up the phone and call for instant
Traffic time.copywriting coverage right now?
How many hours do your full-timers spend stuck inOverhead.
traffic or waiting in line at the McDonald's Drive-Thru?Phone service (including long distance), energy bills,
What about that freelancer who only worked 6 out ofcomputer equipment, furniture, computer repairs and
the 8 hours you booked this week because she gotupgrades... wow, fitting even just ONE extra body into
lost on her lunch hour... twice? Drive time is deprivethe office scheme is more costly than you ever
time... from your business!imagined, huh?
Imagine if instead of sitting in traffic, your virtualGreat news... a virtual copywriter incurs NO overhead
copywriter is sitting at her computer, churning out freshcosts because she's responsible for her own space,
marketing ideas for your company. So, what's it goingequipment, utilities, long-distance, and everything else
to be: driving on the highway, or driving your business?that it takes to run a business successfully.
The choice is yours.So now that you know exactly what a virtual
Chit-chat time.copywriter is, plus all the extra expenses you WON'T
The new writer's coming in this week, great! Onlyincur once you hire one... what are you waiting for?
trouble is, your happy worker bees are a bit too fondEmail and get to know the feeling of having a world
of friendly conversation. How many chit-chat hours doclass virtual copywriter working to build your brand.
you think you've shelled out cash for over the life ofCopyright 2006 Dina Giolitto. All rights reserved.
your business?